October is "One Liners" month - WTF

How about one liners inspired by internet headlines? Rarely read newspapers anymore so that's kind of a no brainer.





Headline: Dateline: Bagdad (10/09/07): Violence in Iraq kills 56


One Liner: Yes! Damn good thing are so much better in Iraq!


~ ~ ~Thank you George Bush!





Headline: Dateline: Bagdad (10/09/07): Guards fire on car in Iraq, kill 2 women


One Liner: Oh, not Blackwater; slow news day!


~ ~ ~Thnak you George Bush!





Headline: Sirnak, Turkey: (10/09/07): US warns Turkey to stay out of Iraq//


One Liner: You had your turn, butt out!


~ ~ ~Thank You George Bush!





Isn't there any news that's not Iraqified?


Headline: Dateline: Cambridge, US (10/05/07): Hamsters on Viagra take center stage at Ig Nobel awards


One Liner: Slow News Day for sure; where were the Yankees when you needed them?


~ ~ ~Thank you George Bush!

(stolen from http://www.petwebsite.com/hamsters/hamster_pet.htm )