Sunday, January 07, 2007

Sunrise pictures this morning

Well Comet McNaught was nowhere to be seen. But these sights are probably better anyway.

The Boardwalk at Avon, New Jersey in pre-dawn light


Dawn comes to the Shark River Inlet in Avon. Good luck to everyone fishing: from the Boat, from the Jetty, or from the Wing.






Monday, January 01, 2007

The New Hiree

A Great Blue Heron came by our backyard fish pond several weeks ago and hung around for a few days. I first saw it one morning when I was getting ready for work and Best Wife saw it again two days later.



I'm sure the heron was intrigued by the twenty-odd fish on the menu. We have goldfish: Fan-tails and Comets in abundance though interspersed are a few Oranda genes. The O-gene is evidenced in a massive body size that eventually turns all white. The sources of the Oranda genes have passed on to that Great Carp Pond in the sky. The Orandas were a colossal mistake or rather a series of mistakes. First the two were sold to us as Ryukins. Ryukins might have been a good choice because they are hardy. Orandas on the other hand don't like cold water. Anything less than 60 degrees is out of the question. Our pond is at 40 degrees now as the weather in New Jersey has been mild this winter and has often been around 34 degrees and had 10 inches of ice a few years ago. Another reason the Orandas are a poor choice - in my humble opinion of course - is that many of them don't know how to swim. Sometimes called Flip-over condition, the poor fish becomes unable to maintain proper fishy position, i.e. anal fin lower than dorsal. The third mistake was allowing them to breed. But I digress.



The heron mentioned above was thwarted by the unlucky (or in our case, lucky) coincidence of arriving at the time of year when the pond is completely covered by netting to catch autumn leaves. Well the netting has to come off before winter or at least before the pond freezes over. So when a thin sheet of ice formed just before Thanksgiving, the netting reluctantly had to be put away.



What to do? What to do! When the raccoon began visiting the pond last summer to dig for earthworms in the bog around the pond, it was relatively easy to relocate the thief to a local park. But how to heron-proof the area was a real riddle. And, Best Wife said she would never forgive me, or the heron for that matter, if little Red-Cap ended up as heron sushi.



Enter the New Hiree. He has agreed to guard duty at the pond. Not just guard duty but Guard Duty! A relentless, unceasing, unrelenting, unyielding, and unstoppable sentinel.



Drum Roll!

And Now, Introducing...


Sméagol!





New Years Resolutions

Resolution #1 - I will post more than once in three moths.
Fine Print: Unless catastrophic events lead me astray. Catastrophic events are defined here (but not limited to) as - War; Terrorist Attacks; Pestilence; Procrastination; Mondays; Work; Best Wife's Honey Do List; etc.

Resolution #2 - A work in progress...

Saturday, December 30, 2006

Competition for our Resident Killer


This adult Sharp-shinned Hawk stopped in today. Must have heard about the haut cuisine.

Friday, December 29, 2006

Our Resident Killing Machine




COOPER'S HAWK




She's been around for the last few weeks now. Striking terror in the hearts and minds of the winter songbirds.


Sunday, October 29, 2006

Happy Halloween


Toothy, seen below, has a lot of respect for the big boys!


The Zojirushi Bread Machine

Bread machines have much improved in the past 10 years. I guess it was about 10 years ago that I bought my first one. It was more a novelty than practical. I made quite a few loaves with it but would never think of bringing the loaf out for guests.
The one that Best Wife just got for me makes loaves that I can be proud of showing off for company.

Here is a 2 pound wheat loaf. I loaded the ingredients the night before, pressed start in the morning, and the bread finished baking just a few minutes before dinner time.



Thursday, September 14, 2006

...chronic weak governance, worsening security, and a resurgent Taliban...Afghanistan to collapse...into a "failed state."

By Scott Peterson Staff writer of The Christian Science Monitor

KABULFew ever dared dream that Afghanistan, five years after US forces toppled the Taliban, would be Utopia.

But few, also, would have predicted that chronic weak governance, worsening security, and a resurgent Taliban would prompt senior US officials to warn against allowing Afghanistan to collapse again into a “failed state.”


Wait a sec...
Wasn't Afghanistan the Great success story? The one Bright Spot in our war against terror? Proof that Shrub and Stutter were geniuses on foreign policy, military strategy, exporting democracy, watermelon seed spitting, and general BSing?
Well, no wonder – those damn Senate retards refused, I mean fa-lat Rrre-fe-used to support Bush’s WAR ON TERRA. What were they thinking?

Go figure.

Sunday, September 10, 2006

Hiking Wimps

I know that not everyone who's reached that late middle age range of 60+ yearns to hoist a pack to their back and set out for a nice two week jaunt into the so-called wilderness. (So-called because there are too few real wildernesses in the world. I'll settle for a nice remote trail at least three miles from anything else man made.)

Where was I? (Digression would be my middle name if it wasn't so long and ugly.) Anyway best wife and I will escape most of the insanity that accompanies so-called civilization. (S0 called because... all right, all right, I'll let it go!) No traffic, no boss, no TV, no Internet, no Blogs, no radio, and hopefull no cell-phones. I'll have to narrowly define traffic to SUVs, autos, and such because I expect there to be some significant foot traffic. So wilderness, even near wilderness, it ain't.

I'll admit that it would take me a couple of months to plan, equip, and get in shape for a 2 week backpacking trip. It's been more than 5 years since the last time I did one. So this three day scheduled hike in New Hampshire's White Mountains is a simple thing. No sleeping bag on a hard tent floor - we'll sleep in comfort in a cabin on the mountain. No tastless one-pot meals - at the AMC Zeeland Falls Hut, meals are brought to our table.


Wednesday, September 06, 2006

Resident Hummer & His Friend Biggy Worm


We interrupt with a special news bulletin:
Biggy Worm, our future Monarch, has gone missing! Hummer is distraught.
When we asked Missy, our resident sleuth, for a comment she insisted, "I didn't do it".
Anyone with information is urged to come forward.