I Let My Baby Do That: The Wearing of the Green

Solutions Looking for a Problem & Other Useless Stuff!

Leaf Blowers - God I hate those noisy useless contraptions. Get a rake! Today my neighbor spent the better part of an hour blowing leaves around. A rake would have done the job in 15 minutes.
Electric Back scratcher ??? - I'm sure that the second time you try to use it (2 or 3 years after the first time) the battery won't work.
Miuro Robotic Rolling iPod Speaker Dock - What a mouthfull! It follows you around so you won't have to carry that back-breaking iPod around - a mere $1300 (plus tax) ipod not included.
Instant Messaging - Try using the phone, the one without the camera.